Letters from Dada Land - International Banana Museum

To Whom It May Concern,

We recently became aware of your organization and we wanted to commence cordial relationships between our two respective

entities. We think what you are doing is of utmost importance, not only to our great nation of Dada Land, but also other nations.

We want to bring as much awareness to your organization as possible. We noticed you have many banana artifacts but we felt something special was missing. To this end we have shipped one of our famous "Big Bananas" to you. Our biggest to date is 9 meters long (please see image attached) but we have created a custom one for you specially which measures 25 meters long. This gesture, we hope, will bring good relations in the future.

The package is scheduled to be delivered to you by May 1 2016 via Fedex.

Please respond by April 15th if you foresee any issues receiving this gift.